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WoodenBoy
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22 May 2011, 3:42 pm

Made his own banjo from a chimp torso.



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22 May 2011, 3:42 pm

Indulges in the Zen practice of listening to the sound of a banjo with no strings.


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22 May 2011, 3:48 pm

Enjoys listening to the sound of one chimp hand clapping.



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22 May 2011, 4:02 pm

Plays poker with chimps and plays for bananas.


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22 May 2011, 4:11 pm

Claps with his feet.


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22 May 2011, 4:14 pm

Peels bananas with his feet.


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22 May 2011, 4:19 pm

Ponders the meaning of one head clapping.


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22 May 2011, 4:20 pm

Ponders how he got the clap. :lol:


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22 May 2011, 4:40 pm

Got the clap just to know what it felt like.


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22 May 2011, 4:49 pm

Claps at little old ladies crossing the street.


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22 May 2011, 10:10 pm

Dresses up as a little old lady just to be helped across the street.



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23 May 2011, 5:21 am

Is an old lady that likes playing on the roads



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23 May 2011, 5:31 am

Pushes old ladies onto train tracks.



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23 May 2011, 5:42 am

Ties his girlfriends to traintracks.



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23 May 2011, 5:54 am

Gets tied to train tracks to be saved constantly.



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23 May 2011, 6:51 am

Is from the wrong side of the tracks.