Corrupt A Wish

Post Reply New Topic

Granted, but now they grow so tall that you can't reach the apples anymore.
I wish I had a lightsaber.

Granted, but seeing as how you are a cockroach and have no arms, you can't wield it.

I wish I was tall enough to pick the apples from my overgrown trees.

You're tall enough, but now you are too unstable to stand up.
I wish I was a cop.

Granted. You’re the only cop in a crime-ridden city. Enjoy!

I wish I had already moved from where I’m now.

Granted. But you landed on the sun.

I wish to have a bigger home

Granted you have a bigger home

But I want a smaller mortgage.

Granted. You now live in a cardboard box.

I wish that the gophers would stay out of my garden.

Granted. It’s the 21st century—Gopher belongs to the past. Instead, you have a huge web which extends throughout your garden, barely letting you move around, and grows faster than you can remove it.

I wish I weren’t stuck in a cycle of wasting my time because I don’t have the time to think what I’m doing with my life.

Granted. But now you're stuck in the spin cycle of a washer.

I wish it would start snowing.

Now the snow is 10 meters high.
I wish I was a dog.

granted but you are a one legged dog

i want more straps on me

_________________
check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

your eyelids are strapped to your cheeks, but they are still straps.


i wish i was Kip.

Granted. But now people think it's cute to start calling you "Kipples" or "Kippy Long Stockings" ... or something equally inane.

I wish I had dreadlocks.

Granted, but they get infested with fleas.

I wish I had a better truck.

your truck runs like a charm, but it has a personality so abrasive it drives you halfway to tears.


i wish i had green eyes.

Granted, but they glow in the dark and scare the crap out of people.

I wish it would snow.