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TallyMan
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09 Jul 2010, 3:18 pm

You receive a clove of garlic and a wooden stake.

*inserts a slice of bacon*

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KittenWithAWhip
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09 Jul 2010, 3:46 pm

You get Kitten at your service!! :lol:

*inserts mop and bucket*

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Descartes
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10 Jul 2010, 12:00 am

You have receivd a Caution: Wet Floor sign.

*inserts quarter*

Leiservampir
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10 Jul 2010, 3:30 am

You get a bunch of the finest smelling flowers!

*Inserts coin*

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TallyMan
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10 Jul 2010, 5:42 am

You receive a flower vase.

*Inserts some Tabasco sauce*

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Leiservampir
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10 Jul 2010, 9:09 am

You recieve a cup of ice.

*Inserts coin*

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TallyMan
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10 Jul 2010, 11:22 am

You receive some iron tablets, you look rather pale! :lol:

*inserts teeth into jugular*

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Leiservampir
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10 Jul 2010, 11:29 am

*Dies from overexcitement* Haha.
You get blood poisoning :wink: :lmao:

*Inserts coin*

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TallyMan
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10 Jul 2010, 11:35 am

You receive an invitation to hang around (upside down) in the bat-cave.

*inserts 1 pint of type A rhesus negative*

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Leiservampir
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10 Jul 2010, 11:47 am

You recieve a chicken's bum

*coin*

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TallyMan
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10 Jul 2010, 11:52 am

You receive a month old bucket of KFC chicken wings.

*inserts health warning*

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Leiservampir
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10 Jul 2010, 12:01 pm

You recieve a pea.

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TallyMan
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10 Jul 2010, 12:31 pm

You receive the bailiffs at your door for failing to put money into the machine.

*inserts quarter*

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Giftorcurse
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10 Jul 2010, 12:32 pm

*inserts RoboCop's interface spike*

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Leiservampir
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10 Jul 2010, 12:42 pm

TallyMan wrote:

You receive the bailiffs at your door for failing to put money into the machine.

*inserts quarter*

DAMN! I thought you woudn't notice!

You get my lawyers suiing you for notifying the baliffs

*coin*

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TallyMan
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10 Jul 2010, 12:44 pm

You receive a fine of $10 Million.

*inserts your bank card and enters your pin number 8761*

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