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LOL "Arthur" is one of my all-time FAVORITE movies----I just LOVE him!!

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Judge Randolph: *Consider yourself in Contempt!*

Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?*

Judge Randolph: You *don't* have to answer that question!

Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!

[to Kaffee]

Col. Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.

Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*

Kaffee: *I want the truth!*

Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the truth!*

[pauses]

Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way----otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to.

Kaffee: Did you order the Code Red?

Col. Jessep: I did the job I...

Kaffee: *Did you order the Code Red?*

Col. Jessep: *You're Goddamn right I did!*

"A Few Good Men"

Downey: I don't understand... Colonel Jessup said he ordered the Code Red.

Galloway: I know but...

Downey: Colonel Jessup said he ordered the Code Red! What did we do wrong?

Galloway: It's not that simple...

Downey: What did we do wrong? We did nothing wrong!

Dawson: Yeah we did. We were supposed to fight for people who couldn't fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight for Willy.

"A Few Good Men"

Kaffee: Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest, you son of a b***h."

A Few Good Men

Ransom Stoddard: "You're not going to use the story, Mr. Scott?"

Maxwell Scott: "No, sir. This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.

[repeated line]

Jed Clampett: Well doggies!

"The Beverly Hillbillies"

Tom Doniphon: "Pompey, go find Doc Willoughby. If he's sober, bring him back."

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

Milburn Drysdale: When I give my word, I expect you to keep it.

"The Beverly Hillbillies"

"I am very disappointed!"

Zorg in The Fifth Element.

"That's the name of his gang: The Scientists."

Leonard, attempting a scare a male friend of Penny's in The Big Bang Theory.

Margaret Skolowski: Ever hear of Double Jeopardy----Fifth Amendment to the constitution?

Elizabeth 'Libby' Parsons (Naomi Judd): No.

Margaret Skolowski: It says no person can be convicted of the same crime, twice. The state says you already killed your husband, right? So, when you get out of here, you track him down, and you can kill him. You can walk right up to him in the middle of Times Square, put a gun to his head and pull the f*****g trigger----and there's nothing they can do about it! Kinda makes you feel all warm and tingly inside, don't it?

"Double Jeopardy"

FBI Agent: "Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins."

Nathan Arizona: "Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?"

FBI Agent: "Can you give us an indication why?"

Nathan Arizona: "Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?"

Raising Arizona.

Bobby Baccilieri: "One time we went huntin'. Saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'. So we went home."

"The Sopranos".

"I've been outriddled."

The Riddler in 1960s Batman.

I saw a post if CC and now it's gone, that sort of thing happens quite a lot lately!
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^^ You mean a post of MINE? I haven't posted on this thread for almost a WEEK.....

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Travis Lehman: Oh no you're not, you're a parole violator. You are coming back with me to Seattle... where I will demand a full pardon, a parade, and a little pink poodle. On a keychain.

"Double Jeopardy"

"What a typically twisted Bookworm joke!"

Robin in 1960s Batman.