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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Walks like a Zombie so everyone can run away.
thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Eats brains so his heart stays healthy.
Lives on a diet of nails and gunpowder. Claims it helps to keep him regular.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
wears knickers with painted tomato seedlings.
Wears Y-fronts and football boots to sleep in.
made slippers from dried tomato seedlings
Made slippers from a donkey.
hehe made a donkey from dried tomato seedlings slippers.
Practices Bushido using a brush.
his favourite tomato seedling is named Donald.
Takes my tomato seedlings for a daily walk on a lead made from a strand of cotton. Isn't she sweet!
he baptised all of his tomato seedlings.
Reads all my plants a profound sutra every day.
turned some of his seedlings into Jehovahs.
Talked my carnivorous plants into becoming vegetarian!
Married two of the same sex seedlings.