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TallyMan
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04 Jun 2011, 8:43 am

Walks like a Zombie so everyone can run away.


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04 Jun 2011, 9:34 am

Eats brains so his heart stays healthy.



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04 Jun 2011, 1:04 pm

Lives on a diet of nails and gunpowder. Claims it helps to keep him regular.


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04 Jun 2011, 1:12 pm

wears knickers with painted tomato seedlings.



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04 Jun 2011, 1:21 pm

Wears Y-fronts and football boots to sleep in.


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04 Jun 2011, 1:22 pm

made slippers from dried tomato seedlings



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04 Jun 2011, 1:23 pm

Made slippers from a donkey. :wink:


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04 Jun 2011, 1:25 pm

hehe :) made a donkey from dried tomato seedlings slippers. 8O



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04 Jun 2011, 1:28 pm

Practices Bushido using a brush.


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04 Jun 2011, 1:30 pm

his favourite tomato seedling is named Donald.



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04 Jun 2011, 1:32 pm

Takes my tomato seedlings for a daily walk on a lead made from a strand of cotton. Isn't she sweet!


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04 Jun 2011, 1:36 pm

he baptised all of his tomato seedlings.



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04 Jun 2011, 1:40 pm

Reads all my plants a profound sutra every day.


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04 Jun 2011, 1:42 pm

turned some of his seedlings into Jehovahs. 8O



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04 Jun 2011, 1:44 pm

Talked my carnivorous plants into becoming vegetarian!


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04 Jun 2011, 2:10 pm

Married two of the same sex seedlings. 8O