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thewrll
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09 Jun 2011, 7:58 am

Yodels while someone else blows the vuvuzela.



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09 Jun 2011, 11:12 am

Made himself a flute by hollowing out a frozen snake.



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09 Jun 2011, 1:44 pm

Fills their hollow snake with cold moussaka and blows the contents at milkmen.



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09 Jun 2011, 2:20 pm

Is a snake that can only camo the color of the microwave it's hiding in.


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09 Jun 2011, 2:21 pm

Feeds microwaves to gnats, or vice versa on Thursdays.



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09 Jun 2011, 3:04 pm

Thinks that a microwave full of gnats is a terrific TV nature documentary.



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09 Jun 2011, 5:43 pm

Gave his granny a wedgie today.



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10 Jun 2011, 2:16 am

Gave a small child a Long Island Iced Tea



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10 Jun 2011, 4:40 am

Sucks ice cubes then puts them in peoples glasses when they aren't looking.


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10 Jun 2011, 6:08 am

Prefers frozen bees to ice cubes in his drinks.



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10 Jun 2011, 7:50 am

Is wooden and doesnt want to be a real boy.


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10 Jun 2011, 8:44 am

Goes to stores and pretends to be a sales clerk.


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10 Jun 2011, 9:05 am

Sells things on ebay that are being auctioned at that time.


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10 Jun 2011, 9:23 am

Listens to music composed by sea otters.



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10 Jun 2011, 9:49 am

Says I see sea otters constantly.


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10 Jun 2011, 11:04 am

Abducts sea otters and trains them to play the bouzouki.