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thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Yodels while someone else blows the vuvuzela.
WoodenBoy Deinonychus
Joined: 12 May 2010Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 343Location: Bristol
Made himself a flute by hollowing out a frozen snake.
crouton Veteran
Joined: 15 May 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 1,207
Fills their hollow snake with cold moussaka and blows the contents at milkmen.
Is a snake that can only camo the color of the microwave it's hiding in.
Feeds microwaves to gnats, or vice versa on Thursdays.
Thinks that a microwave full of gnats is a terrific TV nature documentary.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Gave his granny a wedgie today.
nostromo Veteran
Joined: 12 Mar 2010Age: 58Gender: MalePosts: 3,320Location: At Festively Plump
Gave a small child a Long Island Iced Tea
Sucks ice cubes then puts them in peoples glasses when they aren't looking.
Prefers frozen bees to ice cubes in his drinks.
Is wooden and doesnt want to be a real boy.
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Goes to stores and pretends to be a sales clerk.
Sells things on ebay that are being auctioned at that time.
Listens to music composed by sea otters.
Says I see sea otters constantly.
Abducts sea otters and trains them to play the bouzouki.