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WoodenBoy Deinonychus
Joined: 12 May 2010Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 343Location: Bristol
Sings to his pistachio nuts to keep them happy
thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Thinks cashews talk.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Swims in a pool of blue cheese dressing.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Swims in a pool of pink cheese with yellow dots, squares and circles.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Likes to swim wearing a full shark suit just to scare the little children.
Loves to dress as a kid just to get some lollipops.
Likes to give lollipops to nuns.
Um now I'm tempted to make a bad very bad joke. Whistles only with his mouth full.
Likes to wolf whistle at builders showing their butt cleavage.
When eating fish always spits the bones on the floor.
Is a ninja and can spit her fish bones five metres and hit a fly with them.
Is a ChuckNorris ninja-man who can kill the villains by spitting the fish-bones into their bottoms.
Once bit Chuck Norris's bottom!
ONCE BIT HIS BOTTOM, WITH THE APPLE!
Has a thing about fruit insertions!
Loves to collect fish bones inserted to his bottom.