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i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Owns the world tallest ant.
thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Owns the worlds biggest sign that says pass me by please.
crouton Veteran
Joined: 15 May 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 1,207
Owns a fraction of the world's most emotional pumpkin.
Licks plants to tell what they are.
Licks chartered accountants to tell who they are.
Licks the air and can taste whats been in the air recently.
Licks nothing over the age of twelve or under the height of 4'3".
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Licks the soup off each crouton then places them back into the soup and repeats until all the soup is gone.
Makes his own socks out of fresh watercress soup.
Drinks tea filtered through her old used socks, claims it adds an extra something to the taste.
Employs multiple used socks and half a blackberry in his coal mining company.
Steals the socks from peoples dryers.
Steals the dryers from people's socks.
Im going to add on to mine before. Steals one sock from peoples dryers and then puts that sock in another persons dryer while stealing a sock from there. etc
Is the worlds foremost authority on the behaviour of sock switchers.
Is not the world's foremost authority on the reproductive habits of spoons.