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I blame you for smugness regarding itchy plant life.

I blame you for having an avatar that reminds me of itchy plant life.

^ You are the reason I am aiming blame at some random person on the internet for everything that isn't wonderful!

I blame you because I'm told blaming Canada is a thing.

I blame you for MTV showing 16 and Pregnant instead of MUSIC videos.

A petition to ban singing from public libraries needed just one more vote before the deadline, but you were betwixt and between on the issue, so now one of the librarians is singing Nessun Dorma while I'm trying to read, and it's all your fault.

I blame you demanding separate singing rooms in libraries.

I blame you for what happened in Alabama when a large white gentleman entered the room and sang 'Dixie' until a large African-American gentleman entered the room and began singing the greatest hits of NWA.

(For non-American readers, NWA is a rap group called Niggaz With Attitude).

I blame you since the winter is playing fools with us, by pretending to be spring. And when all our guards are down, a cold front will come along and it's flu time for us all.

I blame you because I want dessert instead of dinner.

I blame you entirely for not throwing caution to the wind and just having dessert.

I was right. The cold front has come, and with a vengeance. It's your fault I seem to be psychic but lose my abilities when I play 'predict the score' games.

I want to go back to sleep....your fault.

I woke up too early and I can't get back to sleep. Your fault.

Someone turned up my irritability sensitivity. It must have been you.

I have to go out with several people tomorrow. I was hoping to blame Krabo for it, but you will do just as well.

I'm having a party this weekend at my place. I've invited my three best friends Me, Myself and I. Unfortunately I have no one else to invite, and you're a convenient scapegoat.