Somewhere in Graphea, a dog and a rectangle were relaxing in the park. It was a beautiful day outside. The sun shone down upon them gently, the wind rustled softly through the trees, and the air around them was filled with the serene sounds of birds and other wildlife. The cuckoos rustled gently through the trees and the way it moved created a gentle crunching sound-- how nice.
The rectangle looked up blissfully at the sky, the sun reflected brightly in its beady black eyes. "Ahh, what a nice day is it, huh, Naomi?' it sighed. It leaned back and flopped its flat body onto the grass, causing grass to fly everywhere with a satisfying shoof. "Hah... I wish we could just stay like this forever, you know?"
"Oh, yes. It is such a beautiful day. Sign, I love you and you are the most amazing, beautiful, awesome life partner ever. Et cetera. " a robotic voice answered.
The sign smiled peacefully. "Haha, man... I know right? It's almost as if this day would never end...." he said longingly.
"Haha, yes. Et cetera."
Suddenly the entire area was surrounded by a harsh, glowing purple light, and a huge roaring sound not unlike that of a jet plane surged throughout the area, causing the sign to have to cover its ears and the dog to lean over with her paws clamped over her head. Suddenly, a wind picked up and it swirled all around them, beating the trees to rustle maniacally and the birds to all flutter away.
The wind grew faster. The leaves moved faster. The trees were jerked wildly back and forth like headbangers with rubber necks. Then the wind grew faster. The noise grew louder. The grass was gradually ripped away, a bird squeeed and was squizzled away into nothingness, the butterflies, the bees and everything beautiful were sucked up into portals like the air tubes in a bank. The trees screamed and tried to run from the noise, but alas they were too slow.
A giant arm reached up and pulled one out by the roots, and one by one the trees screamed as they were plucked out of the earth and tossed into the void of nothingness.
A purple vortex swirled around them, and the dog and the sign looked around with horror as they realized they were the only things left alive.
"What do we do...?" whispered the dog in terror.
"I don't know..." murmured the sign in fear.
"CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE THE LUCKY WINNER!!" said a voice, and slowly the two grew dizzy and were met with a swirling light and the sense of being lifted.
☆★SOMEWHERE IN THE POKEMON WORLD★☆
A purple portal appeared and spat out two things.
Both fell out and were deposited ungracefully on the ground.
Ploof! Ploof!
The sign got up wearily, pushed its face up from being flat on the ground, and looked around while
dusting itself off.
"Hey... uh, do you know where we are, Naomi?" it asked uneasily.
Meanwhile, the dog got up, shook the grass out loose from her fur, and leaned back and stretched. "Ahh, what a nice day it is." The brown dog looked around and blinked. "We're still in the park, I think."
The sign reached out a stick-like arm and pointed out ahead with one of its three fingers.
"Uhh, no... look over there." it said fearfully.
Up the hill walked a large bipedal monkey, who was strolling along talking to his flying shrimp. The brown dog looked at it and blinked unremarkably. "Yeahh, I just see a dude walking his flying shrimp." She turned to her partner. "What's so weird about that?"
"Noo..." said the sign unconvincingly. "I thought people looked like sticks."
"Hmmm, I think he's just a fat stick person. That makes sense, don'tcha think?" chirped the dog.
(Okay, I've got a question... The hell did I just write.
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That guy is a dingus.