Page 1171 of 2016 [ 32256 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1168, 1169, 1170, 1171, 1172, 1173, 1174 ... 2016  Next

thewrll
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2009
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,619

13 Jun 2011, 1:58 pm

Is a sock switcher who paints every sock that is switched blue.


_________________
WRLL


crouton
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 May 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,207

13 Jun 2011, 2:03 pm

Eats airing cupboards.



thewrll
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2009
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,619

13 Jun 2011, 2:13 pm

Eats paste that is used to fix cupboards.


_________________
WRLL


crouton
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 15 May 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,207

13 Jun 2011, 2:14 pm

Uses corporal punishment to tame his cupboards.



thewrll
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2009
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,619

13 Jun 2011, 2:56 pm

Gets beaten by cupboards for trying to tame me.


_________________
WRLL


TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

13 Jun 2011, 3:54 pm

Lives in a cupboard under the stairs.


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


thewrll
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2009
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,619

13 Jun 2011, 3:54 pm

Lives in the attic in the mouse hole.


_________________
WRLL


TallyMan
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

13 Jun 2011, 4:27 pm

Goes round golf courses filling in the holes because they present a trip hazard.


_________________
I've left WP indefinitely.


WoodenBoy
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 12 May 2010
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 343
Location: Bristol

13 Jun 2011, 4:30 pm

Made a lovely round hole to keep his square pegs in.



thewrll
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2009
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,619

14 Jun 2011, 4:00 am

Sticks dead flamingos into golf holes.


_________________
WRLL


WoodenBoy
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 12 May 2010
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 343
Location: Bristol

14 Jun 2011, 6:09 am

Is usually found on golf courses, snorkelling in the sand traps where he hopes to find treasure.



Yensid
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,253
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii

14 Jun 2011, 6:17 am

Buries things in sand traps to lure treasure hunters.


_________________
"Like lonely ghosts, at a roadside cross, we stay, because we don't know where else to go." -- Orenda Fink


thewrll
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2009
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,619

14 Jun 2011, 6:43 am

Hides in treasure chests hoping to be killed by the pirates who find the treasure.


_________________
WRLL


WoodenBoy
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 12 May 2010
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 343
Location: Bristol

14 Jun 2011, 7:03 am

Runs an e-bay business catering for pirates - he sells eyepatches, jaunty tunics and little skull-and-crossbones emblems that can be simply ironed on.



thewrll
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2009
Age: 39
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,619

14 Jun 2011, 7:07 am

Makes pirate flags with little bunnies wearing skulls on the front of the flag.


_________________
WRLL


WoodenBoy
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 12 May 2010
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 343
Location: Bristol

14 Jun 2011, 8:29 am

Didn't make up his own nickname or sig. Instead he illegally downloaded them from The Pirate Bay.