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thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Is a sock switcher who paints every sock that is switched blue.
crouton Veteran
Joined: 15 May 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 1,207
Eats airing cupboards.
Eats paste that is used to fix cupboards.
Uses corporal punishment to tame his cupboards.
Gets beaten by cupboards for trying to tame me.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Lives in a cupboard under the stairs.
Lives in the attic in the mouse hole.
Goes round golf courses filling in the holes because they present a trip hazard.
WoodenBoy Deinonychus
Joined: 12 May 2010Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 343Location: Bristol
Made a lovely round hole to keep his square pegs in.
Sticks dead flamingos into golf holes.
Is usually found on golf courses, snorkelling in the sand traps where he hopes to find treasure.
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Buries things in sand traps to lure treasure hunters.
Hides in treasure chests hoping to be killed by the pirates who find the treasure.
Runs an e-bay business catering for pirates - he sells eyepatches, jaunty tunics and little skull-and-crossbones emblems that can be simply ironed on.
Makes pirate flags with little bunnies wearing skulls on the front of the flag.
Didn't make up his own nickname or sig. Instead he illegally downloaded them from The Pirate Bay.