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thewrll
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18 Jun 2011, 9:49 am

Thinks lice are the same as leeches. So uses them in his medical practice.


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18 Jun 2011, 8:42 pm

Thinks he is serving in the Queen's Army and is trying to colonize WrongPlanet.



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20 Jun 2011, 10:51 am

Is Head Ball Boy at Wimbledon 2011.



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20 Jun 2011, 11:48 am

Shaves ball boys so they can be used as tennis balls.


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20 Jun 2011, 12:27 pm

Is bald as a cue ball.


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20 Jun 2011, 12:57 pm

Has holes in his head like a bowling ball.


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20 Jun 2011, 1:07 pm

Has holes in his shoes so the rain can wash his feet.


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20 Jun 2011, 1:18 pm

Walks around with a working showerhead on his head.


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21 Jun 2011, 11:56 pm

Carries a wading pool with him, so that he can cool his feet.


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22 Jun 2011, 2:12 am

Carries a thousand pennies to throw in fountains as he walks by.


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22 Jun 2011, 4:19 am

Lives in a wishing-well, stealing all the coins that are thrown in. Occasionally wishes that he lived somewhere else.



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22 Jun 2011, 1:26 pm

Lives in a toy shop, building himself a family.


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22 Jun 2011, 1:29 pm

Pretends hes a toy so the toy story characters come to life and play with him.


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22 Jun 2011, 3:29 pm

Spends all day standing on one foot in a hot bath.


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22 Jun 2011, 4:37 pm

Gets paid to be a shower head for people.


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23 Jun 2011, 5:34 am

Likes that cheap waxy toilet paper