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thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Thinks lice are the same as leeches. So uses them in his medical practice.
JohnOldman Velociraptor
Joined: 30 Mar 2011Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 448Location: Midwest USA (Switzerland is Where the Heart Is)
Thinks he is serving in the Queen's Army and is trying to colonize WrongPlanet.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Is Head Ball Boy at Wimbledon 2011.
Shaves ball boys so they can be used as tennis balls.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Is bald as a cue ball.
Has holes in his head like a bowling ball.
Has holes in his shoes so the rain can wash his feet.
Walks around with a working showerhead on his head.
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Carries a wading pool with him, so that he can cool his feet.
Carries a thousand pennies to throw in fountains as he walks by.
WoodenBoy Deinonychus
Joined: 12 May 2010Age: 51Gender: MalePosts: 343Location: Bristol
Lives in a wishing-well, stealing all the coins that are thrown in. Occasionally wishes that he lived somewhere else.
Lives in a toy shop, building himself a family.
Pretends hes a toy so the toy story characters come to life and play with him.
Spends all day standing on one foot in a hot bath.
Gets paid to be a shower head for people.
nostromo Veteran
Joined: 12 Mar 2010Age: 58Gender: MalePosts: 3,320Location: At Festively Plump
Likes that cheap waxy toilet paper