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10 Sep 2007, 10:48 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

I'm sick of being called a "dingleberry" by Trigger11, Quatermass I hope you're paying attention.

Not too nice I guess.
Can I call you Obi Wan Kenobi?

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10 Sep 2007, 10:50 pm

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Today a Jehovah's witness rang the bell, at work. I answered the door and she asked me if my mommy and daddy allowed me to choose my own literature to read. :lol:

Next time that happens, tell'em you're a witch then invite them to stay for a spell.

I invite them in and give them coffee, then I tell them it's drugged and they will be knocked out and used in one of my satanic sacrifices.

Never fails. :twisted:

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10 Sep 2007, 10:54 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

I'm sick of being called a "dingleberry" by Trigger11, Quatermass I hope you're paying attention.

Lighten up! What thread was it in? The "Call The Above Person A Name" thread? :roll:

You talk about taking the next crusade to Iran an exclusion of many religious beliefs, but whine about a name in a name calling thread. Go PM Quatermass. I don't care. You've called me far worse and I am not whining. When are you going to get over your self absorption and delusions of grandeur?

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10 Sep 2007, 10:58 pm

That's some serious burnination!

Quick! Throw the baby in the lake!

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10 Sep 2007, 11:00 pm

Does accidently swallowing hair count as eatting fiber?

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10 Sep 2007, 11:02 pm

greenblue wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

I'm sick of being called a "dingleberry" by Trigger11, Quatermass I hope you're paying attention.

Not too nice I guess.
Can I call you Obi Wan Kenobi?

Only if I can ask you: "Hey Yoda, wanna soda?"

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10 Sep 2007, 11:04 pm

Gwenie wrote:

That's some serious burnination!

Quick! Throw the baby in the lake!

Nice reference! :lol:

I apologize to everyone else, but I am getting quite annoyed at these ridiculous accusations. There is plenty more to say, but if I feel the need, I take it elsewhere here or somewhere else altogether. It is getting sooo old. It was in the "Call The Above Person A Name" thread. His "retaliation" was worse in my mind. I was just kidding around...as always. This thread is not for the serious stuff. I got that out a few days ago in front of everybody. Ugh! :roll:

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10 Sep 2007, 11:05 pm

That's the only joke of all homestar runnerdom that I was slightly offended by...

I laughed, then felt a little sad... and then my Dark Humor Skills leveled up.

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10 Sep 2007, 11:05 pm

I thought the name calling was out of arguing

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10 Sep 2007, 11:07 pm

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Does accidently swallowing hair count as eatting fiber?

Protein, I think.

Which reminds me of the worst pickup line I ever heard directed at me.

I was staying after school to study for science class with a couple guys. One of them reached over, yanked a hair out of my head, and proceeded to eat it, saying, "Baby, did you know that your hair is mostly protein?"

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10 Sep 2007, 11:07 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

greenblue wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

I'm sick of being called a "dingleberry" by Trigger11, Quatermass I hope you're paying attention.

Not too nice I guess.
Can I call you Obi Wan Kenobi?

Only if I can ask you: "Hey Yoda, wanna soda?"

lol

I think you overreacted a little towards Trigger, being from the name calling wouldn't be that bad I guess, I thought that came from an argument.

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10 Sep 2007, 11:10 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

Does accidently swallowing hair count as eatting fiber?

It counts as clogging your stomach, the stuff is so tough it takes ages to break down.

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10 Sep 2007, 11:11 pm

What if you chew really well first?

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10 Sep 2007, 11:12 pm

gwenevyn wrote:

I was staying after school to study for science class with a couple guys. One of them reached over, yanked a hair out of my head, and proceeded to eat it, saying, "Baby, did you know that your hair is mostly protein?"

*jots down notes*

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10 Sep 2007, 11:16 pm

gwenevyn wrote:

What if you chew really well first?

Have you tried chewing human hair? It's barely thick enough to be seen, let alone be gripped teeth.

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10 Sep 2007, 11:27 pm

Flagg wrote:

gwenevyn wrote:

What if you chew really well first?

Have you tried chewing human hair? It's barely thick enough to be seen, let alone be gripped teeth.

Hmm... I'll find out, just as soon as I'm done licking my elbow.

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