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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
^ Won't go into the broom cupboard with me for some reason.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Hey, I added your grandparents' as well Is in fact a French bureaucrat in disguise.
Oh the horror! Is an undercover brush saleswoman.
French bureaucrats can't stand his beauty.
Applied to be a French civil servant but passed the maths exam so was refused entry.
Thought the French bureaucrats Maths, but they couldn't comprehend the basic algebra, so he thought them the art of being French flower ladies.
chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
Has a twin!
Thought she taught thoughts thoroughly throughout.
is in fact a woodchuck who can chuck a wood.
Sleeps on a wooden pillow.
Sleeps on the top of the willow.
Adores cricket and the sound of ball against willow.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
^ What's so bizarre about that? Adores the sound of old people heads against sidewalk.
Adores to hear old people snore.
Released a popular MP3 of herself snoring on YouTube.
Released a new hit album "Karaoke under the shower, volume 3"