Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, he's depressed and hides from you.

I wish Ditto was real.

Granted, he's a prankster, and you know how much of a pain having a ditto that likes to pull pranks can be...

I wish for a real YoKai Watch, so I can be friends with Jibanyan Kyubi, Kappa, or Komasan!

Granted, but the real-life Yokai are evil, parasitic creatures that take human souls.

I wish that clouds had expressive faces.

Granted. Their faces are so spooky they give you nightmares.

I wish I could read a couple of "Fighting Fantasy" books.

Granted, but you forget everything else that you've ever read.

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish.

Granted, but after you post the thread dies, so no one ever grants your wish.

I wish people would be more understanding of autistic people's meltdowns.

Granted, but they become less understanding of other autistic traits.


I wish I will no longer sleep badly.

Granted, but you become a compulsive eater.


I wish the THC receptor in my brain was always naturally stimulated.

Granted, but all the other receptors in your brain will go haywire.

I wish my girlfriend would text me back.

Granted, but you drop your phone and break it before you can read the text.

I wish could be truly enlightened.

Granted, you are enlightened as to how hot dogs truly are made.

I wish my space bar would work better.

Granted, its now a button that ejects you to outer space.

I wish I didnt procastinate so much.

Granted. You finish every assignment within 5 minutes of being given it, but they're all shoddily done and terrible.

I wish I had washed my hair yesterday.

Granted, but in an hour after washing your hair it was once again as dirty as before.

I wish that I have the ability to read minds.

Granted. You find out that absolutely everyone secretly hates you.

I wish I could go somewhere warm for the winter.

Granted, you now live in Mauretania.

I wish I had a Death Note.