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11 Jul 2011, 4:44 am

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11 Jul 2011, 5:16 am

Lives on a diet of whatever he catches in his trouser turn-ups.



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11 Jul 2011, 5:58 am

Lives on a diet of plant fertilizer and water.


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11 Jul 2011, 4:55 pm

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11 Jul 2011, 4:58 pm

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12 Jul 2011, 12:27 am

Wakes sleeping dogs.


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12 Jul 2011, 12:48 am

Lets sleeping cats lie.



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12 Jul 2011, 1:35 am

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12 Jul 2011, 1:43 am

(Absolutely true!)

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12 Jul 2011, 1:46 am

(I remember you saying a long time ago you didn't have a dog. Strange how random bits of trivia stick in one's mind).

Absolutely true about the doghouse too! :lol:

Bizarre: Her name isn't really Jenny, it is Jimmy.


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12 Jul 2011, 1:52 am

Is really a 15-year-old American girl named Tiffannee-Rae.

("Jimmy" sounds like a head-butting Scotsman. :hic: )



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12 Jul 2011, 1:55 am

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12 Jul 2011, 1:57 am

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12 Jul 2011, 2:01 am

Would like to give TallyMan a Glasgow kiss- although it's probably not his first. :wink:



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12 Jul 2011, 2:08 am

jennyishere wrote:
Would like to give TallyMan a Glasgow kiss- although it's probably not his first. :wink:


Um, no. What is that even?

Says I like to kiss people when I haven't even had my first kiss. :oops:



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12 Jul 2011, 2:11 am

No, a "Glasgow kiss" is a vicious head-butt to the face (as apparently used by aggressive Scottish drunks. 8O )