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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Likes to be poked by random brooms.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
buys only the brooms with the turbo charged engine
Buys brooms without a power button. How can you use them unless you can turn them on!
buys only the brooms tested by Jeremy Clarkson.
Was thrown out of the women's air force for dusting inside the cockpit of a jet fighter while on a combat mission.
refused to let James May drive him on his broom since he claimed he's too slow!
Is planning to move to a house built entirely of Lego bricks.
thinks of planting a plasticine made garden
Keeps an unusual plant.
tried to plant a snail
Set up a slug and snail refuge in my vegetable garden!
served me a snail but claimed it was a fish.
Didn't think you'd notice with all that garlic butter on it. Thinks snails grow on trees.
fishes for snails regularly.
Paints snails in chocolate and gives them to children when they visit doing trick or treat. Yummy crunchy nutty chocolates!
Gives snails to his mother in law and claims that they are shrimps