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Has verified abiogenesis by leaving fruit in a bowl too long and noting that it had turned into flies.

Has verified the existence of primordial soup by making a chicken broth, left it on the window panel until moth larvae triumphantly emerged.

Makes woolly jumpers to keep frozen chickens warm.

has knitted woolly socks for the frozen bacon.

Knitted me a shroud!

has been reading the bible to the especially pious pair of jeans.

Took her old worn out shoes to Lourdes to be blessed in the hope they would walk again.

has blessed with the holly water pair of mischievous boxers hoping to redeem them from the eternal prosecution.

Was thrown out of church for peeing into the baptism font!

was excommunicated out of the holy church for mentioning that the supper was good enough for Jehovah

Sends letters to Jehovah's Witnesses begging them to visit her.

repels Jehovah's by wearing nothing but red thongs when they come to his door to preach.

Lists "annoying people by pretending I'm deaf" as her greatest achievement.

Anyone would run from red "tongs", especially someone wearing a "thong"

Lists "annoying people by pretending I'm wearing underwear" as his greatest achievement.

Lists "listing people by pretending they have been listed" as his greatest achievement.