Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Unfortunately each and every single one of them is Wanted by the Interstellar Police and considered Armed and Dangerous. And now you can't change back to human. Good luck.

I wish I had telekinesis.

granted! you have telekenesis, but it is an ability controlled by a cranky old lady who lives down the street from you.

i wish i was laetitia sadier.

Granted! Now you're some shrivelled middle-aged woman who has nothing better to do but to paint her nails and to have 17 cats, all named after your siblings

I wish I had a robot named Sebastian who'd wake up in the mornings instead of me.

hmmmm, projecting?

granted, but sebastian ia a baby robot servant who needs his robot diapers changed and must be fed on a very strict diet of 14 mm bolts and copper crush washers.


i wish i had only ONE job.

granted, but now you're complaining about not having a trillion of them and being a super hero!

i wish i had an uncle named Joe.

granted, he's Joe Mama.



i wish i was 10000% hungarian

granted, now not even you can pronounce your own name

i wish i had a magic broom.

granted, her name is Kirjaačkošižtriszvijljaboslavučićkiski



i wish i had thick beautiful eyebrows.

granted, i'm sending a police over to your house and they will confiscate all your tweezers.

i wish i could see the andromeda galaxy.

um....you CAN see the andromeda galaxy.








i wish i was president of finland.

i meant like visit it, travel to it, you burro

granted, you're now a turd, aka their president.

i wish i was as small as a lady bird and that i lived inside a toadstool.

Granted. But, the toadstool turns out to be a Parasect, and they use Giga Drain on you, and you faint. Next thing you know, your belly is enormous.

I wish I had a cell phone in a country that still is medieval, and has magic.

(hint hint: watch the anime Isekai wa Smartphone to Tomo ni)

Like it very much! You are cool

I wish I had a cell phone in a country that still is medieval, and has magic.

Granted. Except now you're in Karse, you don't speak the language, you stand out like a sore thumb, Solaris hasn't even been born yet, and the red-robed Priests are after you.

I wish I had Strega Nona's magic pasta making cauldron.

Granted but then the pasta tastes like it's made from bird poop.


I wish North Korea would stop its bullcrap already.

Looks like noöne wanna grant that wish

All right, granted. Eventually they piss off someone who really shouldn’t be pissed off. North Korea is nuked bullcrap-free. Too bad the bullcrap is sent flying in all directions, covering the rest of the world in a thick, steaming, reeking layer of sterling bullcrap.

I wish I’d done something last week.