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Yensid
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18 Jul 2011, 2:47 pm

Avoids people by pretending to be dead.


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18 Jul 2011, 2:51 pm

Was diagnosed by his doctor as having rigor-mortis.


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18 Jul 2011, 2:55 pm

Yensid wrote:
Avoids people by pretending to be dead.


If only that would work. :P

@ TallyMan: Invented rigor-mortis.



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18 Jul 2011, 3:02 pm

Took out a patent on being dead. Now nobody is allowed to die without paying him royalties.


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19 Jul 2011, 12:01 am

Refused to be born, because he had not had a chance to get dressed.


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19 Jul 2011, 12:16 pm

Goes around butchers shops putting clothes on the chickens to preserve their modesty.


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20 Jul 2011, 12:01 am

Goes to clothing stores, and scolds the mannequins for not being dressed properly.


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20 Jul 2011, 3:04 pm

Pinches the bottoms of store mannequins.


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20 Jul 2011, 3:07 pm

has proposed to a store mannequin.



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20 Jul 2011, 3:09 pm

Went on a date with a store mannequin but found its conversation dull.


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20 Jul 2011, 3:18 pm

tried to convert the said mannequin to Mormonism bit failed.



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20 Jul 2011, 3:19 pm

Is still waiting for her mannequin to make its next chess move. :wink:


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20 Jul 2011, 3:22 pm

Is she? :scratch:

Wants to become a mannequin in the next life.



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20 Jul 2011, 3:23 pm

Wants to lead an army of mannequins against the unrighteous sinners. :P


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20 Jul 2011, 3:36 pm

wants to become a new mannequin Pope :P



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20 Jul 2011, 3:38 pm

Fantasizes about dressing the Pope in her bra and suspenders! 8O


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