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21 Jul 2011, 8:23 am

Has just translated the play "The Tempest" into Elvish.



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21 Jul 2011, 10:28 am

Has just bought the Elvish translation of "The Tempest"



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21 Jul 2011, 11:39 am

Creates a tempest in the Atlantic ocean every time she flushes her toilet.



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21 Jul 2011, 1:00 pm

creates a tempest just by LOOKING at her teapot!



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21 Jul 2011, 1:13 pm

Err... his teapot. :lol:

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21 Jul 2011, 1:14 pm

sorry 'bout that :oops:

can cause a tornado by just sneezing



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21 Jul 2011, 1:57 pm

Causes tropical storms of indeterminate gender.


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21 Jul 2011, 5:22 pm

Tried to put a mini skirt on tropical storm.



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22 Jul 2011, 5:24 am

Turns into a werewolf on the first Tuesday of every month.



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22 Jul 2011, 5:54 am

Turns into aunt Brunhilda on every Friday morning in order to sell some field flowers.



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22 Jul 2011, 12:52 pm

Is making significant progress in her attempt to rid the world of clowns.



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22 Jul 2011, 1:14 pm

Has attended Mongolian clown Academy, which he gradated with honours.



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22 Jul 2011, 1:19 pm

Has attending the Mongolian infants school and left with goats-milk ice cream slopped down her clothes.


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22 Jul 2011, 1:21 pm

has a pet goat named Tex.



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22 Jul 2011, 1:22 pm

Has a goat she wears as a coat.


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22 Jul 2011, 1:23 pm

Is a world champion in herding cats.