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TallyMan
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05 Aug 2011, 4:49 pm

Has a horse drawn hearse by a hoarse horse.


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05 Aug 2011, 4:58 pm

Is a lightbulb


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05 Aug 2011, 4:59 pm

Glows in the dark.


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05 Aug 2011, 5:00 pm

Is a black hole! 8O



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05 Aug 2011, 5:02 pm

Likes to surf close to the event horizon.


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05 Aug 2011, 5:04 pm

Likes to surf events on verizon and not t-mobile


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05 Aug 2011, 5:06 pm

Has 23 mobile phones but never phones anyone.


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05 Aug 2011, 5:11 pm

Has 23 people standing around texting each other in a room and calls that a class


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05 Aug 2011, 5:48 pm

Teaches a class in how to stand around texting.


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05 Aug 2011, 8:23 pm

Teaches entirely via texting so that he doesn't have to look at his students.



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05 Aug 2011, 8:29 pm

Looks at her students. 8O :lol:


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05 Aug 2011, 11:40 pm

Teaches texting to blind students.


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05 Aug 2011, 11:57 pm

Teaches people how to text blind-folded.


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06 Aug 2011, 12:38 am

Teaches blind-folds to text


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06 Aug 2011, 12:39 am

Writes text on window blinds.


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06 Aug 2011, 12:55 am

writes cryptic messages in peoples minds


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