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TallyMan
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09 Aug 2011, 3:20 pm

Takes her pet mouse for walks tied to a length of spaghetti.


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09 Aug 2011, 3:24 pm

beats his mouse with al dente noodles every time it disobeys



TallyMan
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09 Aug 2011, 3:26 pm

Has a laptop made of rubber, so if she falls asleep and bashes her head onto it, neither breaks. :wink:


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09 Aug 2011, 3:27 pm

has ingenuously planned that I miss the anniversary when he first cut his beard :evil:



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09 Aug 2011, 3:29 pm

Trimmed my beard while I was asleep!


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09 Aug 2011, 3:33 pm

trimmed my heals claiming they are hairy.



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09 Aug 2011, 3:33 pm

Sleeps with beard-pillows. :lol:


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09 Aug 2011, 3:34 pm

Sleeps under the bed.


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09 Aug 2011, 3:41 pm

Sleeps with a bed-doll.


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09 Aug 2011, 5:03 pm

Sleeps under the bed to insure that there are no monsters there.


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09 Aug 2011, 5:07 pm

sells insurance to monsters


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10 Aug 2011, 2:52 pm

Pretends to be a monster to buy monster insurance.


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10 Aug 2011, 3:16 pm

Is a monster 8)


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11 Aug 2011, 3:54 am

Genetically engineered her own race of super-monsters



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11 Aug 2011, 7:08 am

Is a were-Pomeranian. Turns into a Pomeranian whenever there is a full moon.


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11 Aug 2011, 9:15 am

Eats pokemon for breakfast


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