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chrissyrun
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13 Aug 2011, 1:30 am

Has 3 children, popcorn, ice-cream, and cola are their names


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13 Aug 2011, 7:59 am

Has already planned her family: Two boys, named Eggplant and Turnip, and a girl named Rutabaga.


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13 Aug 2011, 12:29 pm

Puts children in cylindrical containers and stores them away until they start to make dinner


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14 Aug 2011, 1:49 am

Was once put in a cylindrical container, and now refuses to come out.


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14 Aug 2011, 7:12 am

Came out of his container but retained his cylindrical shape.



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14 Aug 2011, 9:11 am

Eats soft cones for breakfast.


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14 Aug 2011, 12:06 pm

TPP is a penny short.



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14 Aug 2011, 12:09 pm

has a cat on bid via ebay.


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14 Aug 2011, 12:14 pm

Sells cat eggs on ebay.



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14 Aug 2011, 12:16 pm

Thinks cats hatch from eggs.


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14 Aug 2011, 4:36 pm

Watches eggs during their free time wishing for a pet cat


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14 Aug 2011, 4:37 pm

Obsesses over eggs while running in circles.


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14 Aug 2011, 4:48 pm

Walks in circles with eggs on their face trying to balance it all.


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14 Aug 2011, 4:52 pm

Sniffs inappropriate areas.


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14 Aug 2011, 4:56 pm

URtheALIEN wrote:
Sniffs inappropriate areas.


Um.....no. :shameonyou:

Sniffs tables for chipmunk droppings.


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14 Aug 2011, 5:00 pm

Chipmunk?

Likes to watch the grass grow.


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