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Yensid
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14 Aug 2011, 7:15 pm

Tugs on the grass to make it grow faster.


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14 Aug 2011, 8:02 pm

Cuts the grass when it grows too fast.


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15 Aug 2011, 3:12 am

Chews the grass when it is too long.


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15 Aug 2011, 3:30 am

Eats grass sandwiches for lunch.



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15 Aug 2011, 5:18 am

Her lawn is patchy due to ingrowing grass



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15 Aug 2011, 6:33 am

Grows grass on his roof and puts shingles on the lawn.


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15 Aug 2011, 2:33 pm

Has the shingles and lies in the grass to get rid of them....in the park, wearing a bathing suit and a clowns hat, while handing out free lightbulbs to anyone with the letter q in their name


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15 Aug 2011, 5:04 pm

Her real name is "q".


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15 Aug 2011, 5:06 pm

Is actually 157 years old.


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15 Aug 2011, 5:12 pm

Has a surgically attached keyboard.


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15 Aug 2011, 5:54 pm

Has a keyboard in their mind.


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15 Aug 2011, 8:10 pm

Is ONE of the loose nuts behind the keyboard.



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15 Aug 2011, 8:51 pm

Called me a nut when I am CLEARLY a vegetable!


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15 Aug 2011, 8:53 pm

Thinks vegetables are clear.


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15 Aug 2011, 8:55 pm

Thinks clear is NOT a color.


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15 Aug 2011, 8:57 pm

Er... it's not. Is it?

Thinks clear is a color.


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