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Sylkat
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19 Jun 2013, 11:04 am

Sis?

The only way that my Dormouse and your kitten are on the same family tree is if kitty climbed my tree and refused to leave the branch.

(I think she is looking for birds!)

Therefore, you are banned for encouraging tree-climbing and bird-hunting.


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19 Jun 2013, 12:02 pm

Banned for finding something negative about tree-climbing, a hobby closely related to tree-hugging. (Note, however, that you are not banned for condemning bird-hunting.)



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19 Jun 2013, 12:30 pm

Banned for the lack of appreciation for duck a la orange.


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19 Jun 2013, 1:44 pm

Moomingirl wrote:
Banned for spelling colour the American way, when Finland is clearly closer to England and therefore you should use the local English spelling.


Banned for not taking into account the fact that the British navy raided the Finnish coast in 1854, whereas the US has never done the same.



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19 Jun 2013, 2:00 pm

Banned: For not banning the poster directly above you.



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19 Jun 2013, 4:03 pm

Banned for expecting everyone to follow the same rules consistently every time. You should have seen it when people stopped banning here entirely!

Krabo, I can't decide if you are banned for :
a) holding a grudge for more than 150 years, or
b) sneakily trying to teach me history
Therefore you are banned for both reasons.



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19 Jun 2013, 4:47 pm

Banned for introducing multiple choice banning



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19 Jun 2013, 5:23 pm

Banned for attempting to ban a form of banning which may prove to be a lot of malevolent fun.


Spoilsport.


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19 Jun 2013, 6:07 pm

Oooh, this sounds like fun. :idea:

Please select ONE answer to complete the following statement.

Sylkat is banned for:

a) describing as "malevolent" a perfectly harmless form of fun
b) listing a job description from a fictional place of employment
c) forcing animals into making unnaturally cute poses for photos
d) insufficient intelligence in general.


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19 Jun 2013, 8:08 pm

Murihiku: Banned for seemingly having a lack of executive function.


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19 Jun 2013, 8:29 pm

Banned for the ape in the avatar having a dental cavity.



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19 Jun 2013, 8:29 pm

AnonymousAnonymous is banned for allowing that avatar to emit the loudest, longest belch in history.

Murihiku is banned for refusing to believe that Miskatonic University exists.

And for spray-painting ferns purple.

And for being so smart (supposedly) that everyone else's intelligence appears to be insufficient.


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19 Jun 2013, 8:38 pm

(And I'm banned for...? Sorry 3rd time being ignored by the same person within 2 topics.) :(

Sylkat is banned for not banning me.



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19 Jun 2013, 8:45 pm

Popsicle: Banned for asking to be banned. :lol: :wink:


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19 Jun 2013, 8:53 pm

AnonymousAnonymous is banned for making me laugh. :lol:



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19 Jun 2013, 10:30 pm

Popsicle is banned for posting at the exact minute, exact second, exact millimoment in eternity just so as to be able to accuse moi of deliberate ignoring.

I didn't mean to ignore Popsicle before.

I am sorry.


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