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So it's your fault the ground is so dirty now.

I plead guilty. Your fault, totally.

Your fault for a guilty conscience.

I blame you for everything that happens to Wiley Coyote

Its your fault that wiley coyote could never catch the road runner.

Your fault for being Road Runner's running coach.

I blame you for things I prefer not to mention at this time, but you can be sure I have a stack of documents in here that go into great detail about the specifics.

It was your fault I was feeling sick yesterday.

Your fault that I started reading about the Freeway Killer and got depressed.

because of you, i dropped lasagna on my white shirt, and it was the first time i wore it.
thanks.

Your own fault not to wear lasagne colored shirts.

Your fault that I just discovered another hideous Icelandic atrocity.......

Er, 'unique Icelandic delicacy', that is....

It is called 'Brennivin', and is a liqueur so potent that it is only sold in an all-black bottle and is called 'The Black Death'....

Do I assume that that is what actually killed one third of Europe, when history books have been telling us that 'The Black Death' was a disease?

It was the bottle, that's for sure. Its effects can be felt even today. Your fault you don't want to taste it.

I can't find any fermented shark to have with it because apparently someone ate it already.

I blame you for people who drive around at night with no lights on, then honk at me as I make my legal left when I believe it's safe to do so.