Thinks he is a 5O year old person living on the beach in Hawai and drinking cocktails with pieces of ananas in it all day long while watching beautifull girls dancing in bikinis, while he is actually a 20 year old Russian in prison for murdering some stranger on the street by stabbing him with his mother's cooking knife (he wanted to test if the knife his mother uses for cooking are sharp enough to cut an ananas in a half)