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Spider-Man: "As Edison said when he discovered electricity, ow!"

Spider-Man 2: Enter Electro PS1 game.

from GTA 4 (it was a noteworthy line)

niko takes a corpse (who was shot dead) to a corrupt doctor to dispose of in new york (liberty city)

doctor: how do you want me to state the cause of death? natural causes?
niko: well i guess a bullet through the head is as natural as it gets in this city.

Electro: "So close! So close! If it weren't for Spider-Man, I'd be a GOD now!"

Hammerhead: "Would you shut up?"

Spider-Man 2: Enter Electro PS1 game.

Dr. Martin Ellingham: [in pursuit] Dr Dibbs!
Dr. Diana Dibbs: Leave me alone!
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Have a seat. For God's sake, woman, you're going to collapse.
[Dr. Dibbs falls to the pavement]
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Told you.

"Doc Martin"

Colonel Klink: "Schultz, into the cooler they go. Throw away the key."

Carter: "Don't we get a trial or anything?"

Colonel Klink: "This is Germany. Although I do appreciate your sense of humor."

Hogan's Heroes.

Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each, means we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning...

Withnail & I

^^ Geez, the number of movies entitled "_____ and I" are, seemingly, ENDLESS!!

Dr. Martin Ellingham: [standing in the kitchen of Bert's new restaurant] This kitchen is disgusting!
Bert Large: I've been feeding myself for years. I haven't killed myself once.

"Doc Martin"

Colonel Klink: "Hogan, ever since you and your men have been taking care of my car, it has always gone IN for repairs, but never come OUT repaired."

Colonel Hogan: "It's not our fault you've got a lemon."

Hogan's Heroes.

Dr. Martin Ellingham: Take your hands off me, you unctuous platitudinising eunuch!

"Doc Martin"

Louisa Glasson: Oh, and read him a bed time story. He seems to like the one about the talking fire engine.
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Hm. Highly unlikely he can grasp the concept of a fire engine, let alone one that's apparently sentient.

[Doc Martin reading his baby a bedtime story]
Dr. Martin Ellingham: [Martin's bed time story] Um. This is an article by Dr Henry Wolfestein on the need to focus on cytotoxic therapies for cancer patients. That's a picture of Dr Wolfestein there. "Patients with advanced liver cancer who had not previously received chemotherapy were randomly allocated to three different regimens representing minimal, conventional, and intensive cytotoxic treatments. Patients with impaired renal function were excluded from the analysis, and results were stratified according to risk category based on retrospective analysis of previous studies. Results support the conclusion....."

"Doc Martin"

"Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

Tony Montana in Scarface.

Dr Martin Ellingham: [after informing Mrs. Averill she may have lung cancer] Why are smokers always surprised when they're ill? Why do they think they're going to be the lucky ones who live to be a hundred? Did you think you'd make it to seventy?
Mrs Averill: I'm seventy-five.
Dr Martin Ellingham: Eighty?
Mrs Averill: My mother smoked a pipe until she was ninety-three.
Dr Martin Ellingham: And then she died.
Mrs Averill: No. She lost her pipe.

"Doc Martin"

Dr. Martin Ellingham: I'll prescribe you a course of anti-inflammatories. That should help with the pain. Make an appointment to come back in five days.
John Moysey: What happens if I drop dead before then?
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Then we'll cancel the appointment.

"Doc Martin"

Gandalf: "Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping?"

Sam: "I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me."

Gandalf: "A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?"

Sam: "I heard raised voices."

Gandalf: "What did you hear? Speak."

Sam: "N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world, but... Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything. . . unnatural."

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

^^ LOL I loved that scene----you gotta love Sam.....

Dr. Martin Ellingham: Come back to the surgery this afternoon, and I'll dress this wound properly. And you must stay off work for at least two days.
Paul Hale: I can't do that, Doc!
Dr. Martin Ellingham: [brusquely] Fine. Go back to work. Wait till the soft tissue becomes infected - then I'll gladly amputate your hand when it becomes gangrenous.

"Doc Martin"

Andy: You know what the Mexicans say about the Pacific?

Red: No.

Andy: They say it has no memory. That's where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory.

The Shawshank Redemption