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AWESOMENESS

AWESOMENESS

Awe
Some
Mess
Men
Mens
Wee
Moan
One
Owns
Own
Moss
Miss
Seem
Seen
Sew
Sewn
Wean
New
News
Mews

*obligatory third post of the day*

I've been nicknamed "Super Pervy Trigger", plus someone here don't like me too much.

I WIN

*extracurricular first post of the day*

*plays guitar*

*extracurricular second post of the day*

"Irresistible Force" by 2 Skinnee J's

Now I'm busting' out the playpen
It's the era of J Gueverra
Sparking' revolutions like in Guantanamera
The thought of getting' played from the hands of the creator
Locusts devouring all the hocus pocus
Focus on the force as the curious unloads
Contents under pressure, about to explode
like Lou Ferigno mean and green so check my signal
Its the Skinnee individual who did you well
I kid you not I bid you to stop if you’ve gotta scheme
Cuz my team bring the steam like hot water
On the oasis and the race is run
Now its time to take my place in the sun

YOU CAN'T DENY THE FORCE (NO, YOU CAN'T)

Resistance is futile, we've got parental approval
It's best just not to test us cause our feuds get feudal
It's brutal, so expect some penance.
There'll be no dangling participles or suspended sentences.
Your suppression of evidence will get met with belligerence
You'll give hesitant penance cause at the present you're tense, hence
Your confession is expected
If you think that we're persistent in our methods, yes you guessed it
Blessed are we who come in the name of J
Our word spreads like Parkay
Oh I declare! It's a state of emergency
The president assents so don't expect clemency
Depend on me, my tendency is to judge forgivingly
You can't resist the Skinnee, so give yourself up willingly
Still I be feeling the paw of Marshall law, you see?
Cross this posse cautiously

*extracurricular third post of the day*

"BBQ" by 2 Skinnee J's

Lets get this party started,
I've got the gas grilled started.
I wanna see your weenie shrivel I wanna see your burgers burnt .
I wanna see you toast your buns, toast your buns on my deck tonight.
I've got the gas grilled started so lets get this party started.
Pump up the gas grill pump it up, while the flame is jumping.
Pump up the gas grill pump it up, BLUE FLAME.

Outside in the backyard, underneath the trees,
We're gonna grill it up cuz we've got burgers we've got weenies.
We got the Aunt May and the Uncle Bob
We've got the green peas and the corn on the cob,
Yes the line, the line, the line is very long and my brother, my brother he's a slob.
The food is piping hot, the beer is icy cold,
The coleslaw's from the deli and the Jell-O's in the mold
Dip your chip in my dip, dip
Dip your chip in my dip,
Dip your chip in my Dip your chip in my Dip your chip in my dip, dip

Pump up the gas grill, get it going
Ya gotta get the propane full the coals are hot the mother f****r grills
So pump up the gas grill, get it goin
The citronellas burning, the refrigerators stocked and the bug zapper is zapping
So this BBQ will ROCK
All in line for the beanies and the weenies,
Yes the line is long but the portions ain't teeny
All in line for the beanies and the weenies,
Yes the line is long but the portions ain't teeny
Come on, kick it, grill it, I don't care if you spill it
Cuz we're outside, we're outside, we're OUTSIDE!

Got the rip ripple chips, and onion dip
Got the rip ripple chips, and onion dip
Got the rip ripple chips, and onion dip
Got the rip ripple chips, and onion dip

Pump up the gas grill
Pump up the gas grill
Toast your buns on my deck tonight
Toast your buns on my deck tonight
Toast your buns on my
Toast your buns on my
Toast your buns on my deck tonight