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calandale
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15 Sep 2007, 7:25 pm

I KNEW you'd like my basement! :P



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15 Sep 2007, 7:26 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLpf0Z-otVE[/youtube]

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15 Sep 2007, 7:30 pm

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I KNEW you'd like my basement! :P


No wonder you're having trouble securing a flatmate.


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15 Sep 2007, 7:32 pm

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I KNEW you'd like my basement! :P


No wonder you're having trouble securing a flatmate.


Maybe he is just custodian of the Marquis de Sade museum, and he has to put all the excess crap in his basement?


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15 Sep 2007, 7:36 pm

gwenevyn wrote:
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I KNEW you'd like my basement! :P


No wonder you're having trouble securing a flatmate.



I don't WANT one. Will have one foisted on me,
but I have to sufficiently terrorize them into
leaving me alone.



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15 Sep 2007, 7:37 pm

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Maybe he is just custodian of the Marquis de Sade museum, and he has to put all the excess crap in his basement?


I object. Those are all original curios that I've collected,
searching for the perfect comfy chair.



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15 Sep 2007, 7:40 pm

calandale wrote:
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Maybe he is just custodian of the Marquis de Sade museum, and he has to put all the excess crap in his basement?


I object. Those are all original curios that I've collected,
searching for the perfect comfy chair.


Spontaneous masochist convention!


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15 Sep 2007, 7:42 pm

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calandale wrote:
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Maybe he is just custodian of the Marquis de Sade museum, and he has to put all the excess crap in his basement?


I object. Those are all original curios that I've collected,
searching for the perfect comfy chair.


Spontaneous masochist convention!


Count me out, I hate pain.


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15 Sep 2007, 7:43 pm

*extracurricular eleventh post of the day*

"Meadow Blaster" by 2 Skinnee J's

The J's in the Dell
The J's in the Dell
Hi ho the merrio the J's in the Dell
Old Skinnee J had a farm EE EYE OH
Planted breeds of the seeds and I heed to watch them grow
From knee high to sky high body and in spirit
Here a rhyme there a rhyme everywhere a lyric
Our delivery is candid with band-aid adhesion
Made it through the changes weathered all the seasons
Now it is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer 2 Skinnee is the magic number
And I wonder awake from your slumber
The blindfold around your mind and soul is torn asunder
So you wake up to greet the day
It's the dawn in the House of J

Well I'm an international harvester so here's a harbinger of things to come
Emerge the one Special J that's prehensile
I've been wrestled from my nestle on the vessel of the wind swept plain
To obtain my weight in grain
It's the cycle of the seasons and here we go again
We how rows with our flows as we sows all we knows
Into grooves and furrows using bulls and boroughs
Storing all we've grown in a mile high silo
Laying claim to our domain with our deeds and titles
I kneel to idols to grow my pastures faster
That's how it is with the old meadow blaster

Reaping props like crops and sowing rhymes like seeds
We're springing like the chicken and we're stinging like bees
Wee wee wee like the piggy heading all the way home
It's the leaders of the sheep and like the cheese I stand alone
And I get down like the rain on the plain for sure
So goddammit you're not in Kansas anymore
Do you dare go where a scarecrow will slay a witch
And the hills are alive with the sound of chickens


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15 Sep 2007, 7:46 pm

Awesomeness



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15 Sep 2007, 7:46 pm

Quatermass wrote:
gwenevyn wrote:
calandale wrote:
Quatermass wrote:

Maybe he is just custodian of the Marquis de Sade museum, and he has to put all the excess crap in his basement?


I object. Those are all original curios that I've collected,
searching for the perfect comfy chair.


Spontaneous masochist convention!


Count me out, I hate pain.


Quote:
mas·och·ism
n.
1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.


Congratulations. You qualify.


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15 Sep 2007, 7:48 pm

Pain? It's my job to kill.


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15 Sep 2007, 7:49 pm

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Quote:
mas·och·ism
n.
1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.


Congratulations. You qualify.


8O

How the f***ing f***s does that higlighted definition make me a masochist?


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15 Sep 2007, 7:50 pm

Quatermass wrote:
gwenevyn wrote:
Quote:
mas·och·ism
n.
1. The deriving of sexual gratification, or the tendency to derive sexual gratification, from being physically or emotionally abused.
2. The deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from being humiliated or mistreated, either by another or by oneself.
3. A willingness or tendency to subject oneself to unpleasant or trying experiences.


Congratulations. You qualify.


8O

How the f***ing f***s does that higlighted definition make me a masochist?


Well. You are in grad school, are you not? :P


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15 Sep 2007, 7:50 pm

XD



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15 Sep 2007, 7:52 pm

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Well. You are in grad school, are you not? :P


University.


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