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17 Feb 2012, 5:02 pm

Just bought a ton of blueberries for a blueberry-only diet.


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17 Feb 2012, 5:32 pm

Likes to dance in a grass skirt.. but only on nights when there's a full moon to be seen.


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18 Feb 2012, 11:43 am

Sleeps in a bed of blueberries and wakes up covered in juice each morning.


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20 Feb 2012, 7:24 am

Sleeps in a bed of cat fur and wakes up with fleas. 8O



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20 Feb 2012, 8:06 am

Has a phobia of typing in blue backgrounds.



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20 Feb 2012, 9:33 am

Thinks that everybody sees the post-it notes that they have on their monitor.


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21 Feb 2012, 12:27 pm

thought instant messengin meant sending quickly written notes on yellow stationery paper in red ink...



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22 Feb 2012, 12:32 am

Thinks that telecommuting is when you sit outside and look in the window.


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23 Feb 2012, 12:23 pm

Has a call center of cats to take all of his phone calls...



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23 Feb 2012, 5:08 pm

Uses a picture of a cell phone, because it's cheaper than a real cell phone.


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23 Feb 2012, 5:11 pm

gave up on phones a long time ago


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24 Feb 2012, 12:43 am

Eats telephones in order to get better communications skills.


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24 Feb 2012, 7:25 am

Talks to himself in the mirror to improve his communication skills, but gets into arguments with his reflection. 8O



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24 Feb 2012, 8:43 am

has a large collection of things so small that the collection looks tiny


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24 Feb 2012, 9:26 am

Is going on a sabatical to lasso the moments that have sabotaged his signature


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24 Feb 2012, 11:28 am

has sought the refuge of the moon as a means of building new cars...