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09 Mar 2012, 1:54 pm

Was abducted by aliens, but was returned for being unsuitable.


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09 Mar 2012, 3:00 pm

Creates elaborate designs on his lawn, claiming they're "lawn circles" made by tiny extraterrestrials.



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09 Mar 2012, 7:09 pm

Lives with aliens in the mountains.


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10 Mar 2012, 3:55 am

Climbed mount everest in one leap. 8O



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10 Mar 2012, 4:00 am

Lives in a cave with a Yeti on Mount Everest.


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10 Mar 2012, 7:41 am

Is cross-breeding yetis with chupacabras just for fun.



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10 Mar 2012, 5:11 pm

Is trying to perfect a recipe for chupacabra stew, but is missing on ingredient.


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10 Mar 2012, 8:09 pm

Tries to run by moving both feet in the opposite directions.


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11 Mar 2012, 6:52 am

holds the world record for the fastest run by a food poison victim, from table to toilet.



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11 Mar 2012, 7:14 am

Goes around with a stopwatch to time food-poisoning victims.


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12 Mar 2012, 3:27 pm

poisons people


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12 Mar 2012, 7:11 pm

Observes records for food-poisoning victims.


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12 Mar 2012, 7:57 pm

Assigns exotic names to every pen he uses


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12 Mar 2012, 11:29 pm

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13 Mar 2012, 12:13 am

Uses a bicycle chain to stop pen thieves.


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13 Mar 2012, 8:34 am

Stops pen thieves by using a bicycle chain.


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