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18 Sep 2007, 2:42 am

Anubis wrote:
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Iron Chef: Wrong Planet

DUH.

And I am your host here to deliver the secret ingredient.

Child?


I'm shutting you down immediately.

Prepare for a lawlsuit.


I was only guessing.



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18 Sep 2007, 2:43 am

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You're drooling :P


You and calandale are, but no-one else is.
actually the idea of consuming a child is creepy yet intriguing at the same time. would make a good thriller. and no i'm not drooling either.



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18 Sep 2007, 2:44 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:
Anubis wrote:
greenblue wrote:
You're drooling :P


You and calandale are, but no-one else is.
actually the idea of consuming a child is creepy yet intriguing at the same time. would make a good thriller. and no i'm not drooling either.


Hannibal Lecter's first human meal was his own sister, although he did not know that at the time.


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18 Sep 2007, 2:45 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:
Anubis wrote:
greenblue wrote:
You're drooling :P


You and calandale are, but no-one else is.
actually the idea of consuming a child is creepy yet intriguing at the same time. would make a good thriller. and no i'm not drooling either.


The idea of consuming a child is nasty and horrifically sick, curious as it may be.


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18 Sep 2007, 2:46 am

ANFSCD.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDgSKbapzY[/youtube]


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18 Sep 2007, 2:46 am

*The master of Iron Chef steps up to the platform*

Welcome Combantants Greenblue and ShadesOfMe.

I am your host, Vlad the Impaler.

You must both make a tradional seven course meal for our judges.

I, Calandale and Quatermass.

The secret ingredient must be in every dish.

THE INGREDIENT IS....

*pulls back cloth*

HUMAN!! !! !! !! !

FIGHT!! !! !! !



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18 Sep 2007, 2:47 am

Quatermass wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
Anubis wrote:
greenblue wrote:
You're drooling :P


You and calandale are, but no-one else is.
actually the idea of consuming a child is creepy yet intriguing at the same time. would make a good thriller. and no i'm not drooling either.


Hannibal Lecter's first human meal was his own sister, although he did not know that at the time.

Eating his own sister, that's interesting, now that is giving me other kind of thoughts.. but we are talking about cannibalism.


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18 Sep 2007, 2:47 am

*troops drop in by helicopter to stop the sick crap*


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18 Sep 2007, 2:49 am

Flagg wrote:
*The master of Iron Chef steps up to the platform*

Welcome Combantants Greenblue and ShadesOfMe.

I am your host, Vlad the Impaler.

You must both make a tradional seven course meal for our judges.

I, Calandale and Quatermass.

The secret ingredient must be in every dish.

THE INGREDIENT IS....

*pulls back cloth*

HUMAN!! !! !! !! !

FIGHT!! !! !! !


I warned you Flagg, no human product for our secret ingredient!

*Scarecrow army comes up behind Quatermass.*

See there? That one, the guy with the silly mo and the evil grin and stakes? He's your target.

ATTAAAAAAAAACK!

*Scarecrow army moves forward, trampling Quatermass.*

No wonder Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz needed a brain....


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18 Sep 2007, 2:50 am

Quatermass wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
Anubis wrote:
greenblue wrote:
You're drooling :P


You and calandale are, but no-one else is.
actually the idea of consuming a child is creepy yet intriguing at the same time. would make a good thriller. and no i'm not drooling either.


Hannibal Lecter's first human meal was his own sister, although he did not know that at the time.

really?



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18 Sep 2007, 2:51 am

*troops seize equipment and burn ingredients*

Vlad, you are hereby under arrest!


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18 Sep 2007, 2:51 am

greenblue wrote:
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Hannibal Lecter's first human meal was his own sister, although he did not know that at the time.

Eating his own sister, that's interesting, now that is giving me other kind of thoughts.. but we are talking about cannibalism.


It wasn't intentional. The deserters who captured him and his sister selected his sister to be killed and eaten. However, Hannibal either forgot, blocked from his mind or failed to realise that the broth he was fed was from cooking Mischa.


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18 Sep 2007, 2:51 am

Luckily I am Iron Chef Master AND Vlad The Impaler.

*Uses Iron Impaler powers*



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18 Sep 2007, 2:52 am

Quatermass wrote:
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Hannibal Lecter's first human meal was his own sister, although he did not know that at the time.

Eating his own sister, that's interesting, now that is giving me other kind of thoughts.. but we are talking about cannibalism.


It wasn't intentional. The deserters who captured him and his sister selected his sister to be killed and eaten. However, Hannibal either forgot, blocked from his mind or failed to realise that the broth he was fed was from cooking Mischa.

This was in his younger years, right? Was that explicit?


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18 Sep 2007, 2:52 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:
really?


It's in Hannibal Rising.

Vladis Grutas, the last of of the deserters Hannibal is revenging himself upon, taunts Lecter. When Lecter hears this, he goes beserker, continually carving 'M' into Grutas' body, screaming "M for Mischa!".


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18 Sep 2007, 2:53 am

*blocks against Iron Impalers, and roundhouse kicks Vlad*


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