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12 Apr 2012, 12:37 am

Makes French food using cooked Chinese dictionaries.


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12 Apr 2012, 2:33 am

Lives in a house made from left over chinese dictionary crousants.


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12 Apr 2012, 6:21 am

Has the world's largest collection of recipes for boiled Chinese cookbooks.


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12 Apr 2012, 7:00 am

Has bought the movie rights to his favourite cookbook and plans to cast the movie entirely with WP members.



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12 Apr 2012, 7:27 am

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Has bought the movie rights to his favourite cookbook and plans to cast the movie entirely with WP members.

That would be some movie...

Dreams of staring in the movie as the chinese dictionary that gets boiled.


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12 Apr 2012, 7:36 am

Will co-star as a cup of finely diced carrot.



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12 Apr 2012, 9:38 am

Will be the star in the sequel to the movie,"Lake Mungo"



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13 Apr 2012, 1:03 am

Is filming the prequel to "Plan 9 From Outer Space", to be called "Plan 8 From Outer Space."


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13 Apr 2012, 5:24 am

Has bought a plannet and hired architects to design a holiday home on the plannet. Will be sending the architects into space in the very near future to make it all happen.


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13 Apr 2012, 6:34 am

Once built a holiday home entirely out of chocolate:

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13 Apr 2012, 6:40 am

Has a holiday home that melts in the summer and needs to be rebuilt every winter


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13 Apr 2012, 10:20 am

Has built machines that will replace human beings as the sentient life forms of the planet..



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14 Apr 2012, 6:16 am

Is a machine replacement for himself.


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14 Apr 2012, 7:02 am

Winds himself up with a key every morning.



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14 Apr 2012, 7:25 am

Has to drain her battery before she can go to sleep at night.


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14 Apr 2012, 7:53 am

Stands in the sun each morning to recharge his solar cells (also gives him a great tan!)