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15 Apr 2012, 7:14 am

Tried to use a toaster as a tanning booth.

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jennyishere
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16 Apr 2012, 6:24 am

Toasted himself in a tanning booth, then spread himself with butter and marmalade.

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16 Apr 2012, 6:59 am

Invented the tanning-booth oven combo, but now she smells like roast beef all the time.

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16 Apr 2012, 7:42 am

Uses gravy as fake tanning lotion.

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16 Apr 2012, 10:29 am

Tries to signal people via smoke signals....

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16 Apr 2012, 5:17 pm

Thinks that putting people in a meat smoker will make them more mellow.

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jennyishere
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18 Apr 2012, 6:14 am

Thought you smoked meat by rolling it in cigarette paper and sucking on it.

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18 Apr 2012, 6:32 am

Is the inventor of the ham and salmon cigarette.

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18 Apr 2012, 7:29 am

Is training his cat to smoke meat-flavoured cigars.

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19 Apr 2012, 3:15 am

Uses a smoked salmon to threaten the neighborhood children.

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19 Apr 2012, 10:01 am

Tried to scare away the neighbors with a zombie cat..

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19 Apr 2012, 3:18 pm

Keeps a trained zombie army, just in case.

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20 Apr 2012, 8:55 am

Gave steroids to the cat, that cat is 10 feet tall... and eats jelly babies.

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20 Apr 2012, 3:51 pm

lives in a tree with a boy named sue

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20 Apr 2012, 5:37 pm

Is trying to get Bluetooth by biting on a blue pen.

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20 Apr 2012, 5:44 pm

is attempting to get sruck by lightning twice

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