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Is chewing on a lightning rod, hoping to get recharged.

Sleeps on a Wireless charging mat, so is energised in the morning

Wears plants and tries to photosynthesize.

Waves his arms a lot in order to generate wind power.

Waves her awns at the wind in order to generate maximum thrust for for geoplanar excelerator
which will wipe out her experimental worm farm exploring the thermal dynamics of free-falling worms in 1000 % of earth normal gravity

Is often three sheets to the wind and free-falling, even in normal gravity.

Understood every word of syzygyish's previous post.

Translates all posts into Tagalog before reading them in Swahili.

Is able to detect the distinctive scent of each post by sniffing his computer screen. (This one smells like cherries. )

Tastes each posting to make sure that nothing inappropriate gets posted.

Adds extra salt to his posts in order to annoy jenny

Has very spicy postings, and needs to use less pepper.

Uses dynamite to spice his chili con carne.

Uses dynamite to scramble eggs.

Is trying to breed chickens that will lay pre-scrambled eggs.

Is trying to lay a pre-apocolyptic version of me
that will not be so attractive to Tim_Tex, nor so repulsive to the Easter bunny
that she can be safely ensconced in tin foil
and found in the nezt Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factories unlucky lottery factory tour
where she can burst out of a Blueberry and shout
"oompah loopahs"
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
"Loopah de Doo"