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GumbyLives
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19 May 2012, 8:41 pm

Used to be president of the United States, but then decided to become a cat, instead.


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20 May 2012, 4:01 am

Is trying to get promoted to the position of First Cat.


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20 May 2012, 6:09 am

Thinks his cat lacks a sense of humour because she never laughs at his jokes. :?



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20 May 2012, 8:27 pm

Thinks that cats are constantly making jokes about her.


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20 May 2012, 9:43 pm

Invented cats.


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Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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20 May 2012, 11:52 pm

Has a doll bed that s/he keeps his/her shoehorn on every night.


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21 May 2012, 2:08 am

Leaves doll heads in people's beds (think The Godfather).


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21 May 2012, 2:40 am

Yen Sid is the powerful sorcerer in Fantasia. This guy is an imposter! Security!



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21 May 2012, 4:57 pm

Owns a security firm that arrests people who pretend be anyone besides himself.



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22 May 2012, 6:34 am

Really want to be blue 8O


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22 May 2012, 7:12 am

belives in creationism


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22 May 2012, 7:28 am

Believes in fantasy


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22 May 2012, 10:24 pm

Is actually posting from the moon.


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24 May 2012, 3:54 am

Is posting while preparing a meal for 10,000 people.


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24 May 2012, 6:20 am

Is puppeteered by his cats


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25 May 2012, 1:41 am

Is in training for the Cat Olympics, in synchronized sleeping.


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