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jennyishere
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08 Jul 2012, 4:44 am

Is secretly addicted to animated cat gifs.

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08 Jul 2012, 4:59 am

Has franchised 'Frankenferters' into the smallest chain of homunculus approved 'Easy eat Soylent Green Long Pig leftover Vegetarian Platter'
that has ever appeared on Earth!
But still won't add chutney to his list of official ingredients!
Wot's wrong with chutney! :?
It's delicious!

I refuse to engage with this chutney denying bigot until he or she accepts chillies that also have a place in the upcoming presidential elections
...tomatoes and potatoes should probably not apply for positions
...IMHO


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08 Jul 2012, 6:12 am

Was rejected as an ingredient for Soylent Green for quality control reasons. :wink:



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08 Jul 2012, 6:32 am

jennyishere wrote:
Was rejected as an ingredient for Soylent Green for quality control reasons. :wink:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Has discovered the reason for human stupidity
but isn't going to tell me about it til I figure it out myself!
DOH!
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08 Jul 2012, 6:38 am

Is planning to spend the next year pondering the significance of human stupidity.


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08 Jul 2012, 7:21 am

OMG!
According to my thingy I'm 45!
That's gotta be rong!


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08 Jul 2012, 4:41 pm

Has yet to reach Mars.


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08 Jul 2012, 6:22 pm

Is currently hibernating on Mars in a habitat under the north pole.


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09 Jul 2012, 6:10 am

I gotta T-shirt from him caying 'I went to Mars and all I got was a Mars Bar
which is weird because of comthing


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09 Jul 2012, 8:06 am

Always wears a t-shirt with his name on it in case he forgets who he is. 8O



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09 Jul 2012, 11:41 am

Constantly stares out towards the Barrier Reef as, if something magical is going happen.. 8O



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09 Jul 2012, 10:02 pm

Actually can walk.


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10 Jul 2012, 2:40 am

Can walk on clouds, but is too embarrassed to do it in public.


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10 Jul 2012, 6:01 am

Can walk like an Egyptian.

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10 Jul 2012, 6:45 am

Somehow manages to walk like a centipede.


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10 Jul 2012, 8:53 am

Works for the Ministry of Silly Walks:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wippooDL6WE[/youtube]