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MindWithoutWalls
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25 Jul 2012, 2:51 pm

Misspelled his own name when he registered with Wrong Planet and is actually Telly, the Muppet from Sesame Street.


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25 Jul 2012, 4:41 pm

Keeps getting arrested for licking the rust off iron railings in public parks.



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25 Jul 2012, 11:09 pm

Has secretly been licking the lead off walls in houses with old paint.


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25 Jul 2012, 11:15 pm

Creeps in people's houses through windows and watches them sleep while standing there naked, humming the Love and Marriage theme song with two bald kittens preserving his "modesty."



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26 Jul 2012, 11:53 am

Can't tell men from women. (I perceive myself as sort of a gender blend anyway, so I'm not offended. :lol: Don't worry.)


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26 Jul 2012, 12:36 pm

Is an official "Gender Blend" and has Doctors fascinated by him/her every day.


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26 Jul 2012, 5:02 pm

Dances in the middle of busy highways with a jackhammer while wearing a poodle skirt.



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26 Jul 2012, 6:09 pm

Tried to make a poodle skirt out of real poodles and got arrested for animal cruelty.


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26 Jul 2012, 6:24 pm

Uses a pogo stick to climb the tower of babel...until he found out he was on a skyscraper.


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27 Jul 2012, 10:46 am

can't stop talking, as they come closer to the tower of babel


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27 Jul 2012, 2:57 pm

Bathes fuzzy little ducklings for a living. Makes a pretty good living, too!


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27 Jul 2012, 5:54 pm

Keeps fuzzy little ducklings in an elaborate cage in his scullery, feeding them on the best pressed watercress.


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27 Jul 2012, 7:23 pm

Bows down to a bronze statue of Chris Chan, while singing "Pferdesegen" (a traditional pagan ballad sung in Old High German) and playing chess with doughnut chunks for pieces.
(You must be quite the multitasker)



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28 Jul 2012, 8:16 am

Can only do a single thing at a time, so must stop breathing to post a message.


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28 Jul 2012, 8:37 am

Has gills instead of lungs and must submerge his head in a bucket to breathe.



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28 Jul 2012, 4:46 pm

Is not here, but maybe is over there.


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