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04 Aug 2012, 11:57 pm

Buys used ninja masks and sells them wholesale.


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05 Aug 2012, 12:05 am

Pulls over to the side and ponders his destination at length whenever he encounters a crucifix on the highway.



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05 Aug 2012, 5:49 am

spits on trains wial on planes


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05 Aug 2012, 7:46 am

Spends every night trying to color in the moon with a green crayon.


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05 Aug 2012, 11:15 am

Is a ghost writer for Stephen King.


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05 Aug 2012, 3:43 pm

Is King Stephen of a small African state.



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05 Aug 2012, 8:16 pm

grew a beard at age nine



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05 Aug 2012, 8:49 pm

Actually looks like his avatar in real life.


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05 Aug 2012, 8:57 pm

Can lift a small truck with his thumbs.



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06 Aug 2012, 5:56 am

Goes around weighing people's thumbs.


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06 Aug 2012, 6:35 am

Has opposable thumbs, but not on his hands. 8O



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06 Aug 2012, 8:28 am

Gives lapdances at the local bar every Friday.


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06 Aug 2012, 9:03 am

Gets lapdances afterward from old, hairy men in kitten outfits. I should know, I'm the bouncer (you need to tone down the drinking there)...



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06 Aug 2012, 9:05 am

Tells me what to do too often haha


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06 Aug 2012, 9:25 am

Tends to urinate on the walls and tables in the club when drunk



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06 Aug 2012, 11:56 am

has 3rd degree burns udnerneath that mask and cant see the appeal of kittens.


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