Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! You just uninstalled it, so it's no longer of worry.

I wish my cat didn't want so much attention tonight.

Granted, it runs away instead.

I wish people talked to me more.

Granted! But they're even more boring than 886 and talk about drugs.

I wish people didn't drink alcohol.

Granted, but they smoke instead.

I wish 886 didn't think he was boring. (Woohoo! I'm a Velociraptor!! !)

Granted! He has positive mood swings that make him think he's amazingly cool and interesting and it drives you nuts.

I wish to take a shower. (brb in 20)

Granted, but blood comes out of the faucet instead of water.

I wish I could think of something more creative.

Granted! But it's so creative it earns you the title "Miss creative USA" You become a celebrity and are stalked by the paparazzi, causing you to go crazy and commit suicide.

I wish TutuFairy wasn't afk.

Oh, okay.

Granted, but there is no way to get rid of me either.



I wish I knew what that meant two hours ago.

Granted: but you forgot it again in the meentime.

I wish for pac-man to stop trying to consume my soul

Granted, he eats your face off.

I wish I could hug somebody.

Granted, you hug the leg of a giant, who then kicks you away.

I wish for Mario Kart Wii.

granted but it doesnt work.

i wish there was no more poverty

Granted: Kommunism takes over!

I wish there weren't so many exceptions to the rules regarding german grammer

granted but you suck at it even more.

i wish life was worth living

Ohh... a little depressed are we?

Granted: life is worth living, but only because of kittens and ducklings... and you are allergic

I wish Emos would turn into Emus (ret*d looking species of ostrich-wannabes)

granted now they cut other peoples wrists.

i wish everyone was happy