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iamnotaparakeet
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14 Sep 2007, 12:03 pm

Granted that you aren't.

I wish Trigger would quit posting....

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14 Sep 2007, 12:08 pm

Not even your deity could stop me, so that is not a wish that can be granted or corrupted.

I wish to not be dead again, although it is cool knowing I can still post having been killed by the hostility of the previous poster.

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14 Sep 2007, 12:14 pm

Not even your Trogdor could stop you from dying again, sorry wish not granted... :twisted:

I wish you would notice I didn't ask for you to die.

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14 Sep 2007, 12:20 pm

noticed. having AS, gratitude left you feeling unfulfilled.

I wish people in Iraq would stop throwing IEDs at humvees and other vehicles.

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14 Sep 2007, 12:23 pm

granted, can't corrupt that!

I wish child-proof tops weren't so freakin' hard to open!

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14 Sep 2007, 12:58 pm

Granted. No corruption on that one either.

I wish food in general didn't cost so much.

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14 Sep 2007, 1:02 pm

granted, but now the price of drinks goes up 50%

(as if they didn't already cost too much also!)

I wish we could get enough people to come over and play poker!

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14 Sep 2007, 1:03 pm

Granted, but all the food is rotton

I wish someone would come clean my "organized chaos" house for me

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14 Sep 2007, 1:04 pm

Granted but you're raided by police for running illegal gambling.

I wish the state would leave Snow ball the deer and her fawn in the care of the people who had of them.

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14 Sep 2007, 1:42 pm

Granted, but they turn rabid and eat them.

I wish for all guns and other weapons to be recycled so nobody had a weapon ever again.

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14 Sep 2007, 1:45 pm

Granted. But they break off tree limbs and beat you with them.

I wish for more tolerance and understanding in the world

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14 Sep 2007, 2:38 pm

Granted, but the tolerances lead to shoddy workmanship and the understanding leads to paranoia.

I wish for an iPhone with 160 GB of memory for music.

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14 Sep 2007, 2:46 pm

Granted, but it's all Barry Mannilow.

I wish I could call an Ion Cannon strike anywhere I want.

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14 Sep 2007, 2:48 pm

Granted. But it only hits Trigger. No one else :lol:

I wish I could find love.

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14 Sep 2007, 2:49 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. But it keeps hitting Trigger

I fail to see where YOU corrupted HIS wish.

You have found love, but it is fleeting.

I wish that I could have the proper defenses to protect me against unwanted attacks.

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14 Sep 2007, 3:00 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted. But it only hits Trigger. No one else :lol:

I wish I could find love.

Granted, no corruption; may you have perfect love.

I wish we could ignore the flaming Trolls of the Aspieworld.

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