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27 Jun 2009, 9:55 pm

Autism is caused by rinsing and spitting!

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27 Jun 2009, 10:25 pm

Autism is caused by John Roberts! Quick! Impeach him!

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28 Jun 2009, 4:16 am

Autism is caused by impeachment of leaders.

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28 Jun 2009, 10:23 am

Autism is caused by over-consumption of pink elephant toes.

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28 Jun 2009, 12:49 pm

Autism is caused by the rain.

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28 Jun 2009, 12:51 pm

Austism is caused by hyperlinks leading to 'newser.'

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28 Jun 2009, 12:53 pm

Autism is caused by French toast.

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28 Jun 2009, 12:54 pm

Autism is caused by London.

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This is interesting finding and reminds me of another article I read recently (unfortunately, I lost the link) which associated the presence of "white noise" (in the example of the article, occurring as a result of proximity to car traffic). Makes me wonder whether the "white noise" generated by rain might play a role.

Hmmmmm....

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28 Jun 2009, 1:02 pm

Autism is caused by France.

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29 Jun 2009, 5:32 pm

Autism is caused by failing mothers who frugally fill the collection box at church or forget their rosary.

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01 Jul 2009, 10:59 am

Autism is caused by the improper application of sun screen.

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01 Jul 2009, 11:39 am

Autisim is also caused by proper application of sunscreen.

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01 Jul 2009, 11:41 am

Autism is caused by swallowing chewing gum.

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01 Jul 2009, 12:14 pm

Autism is caused by, playing too many video games which, causes some systematic mental distubance to be triggered kinda like how flashing lights cause epileptic seizures..

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01 Jul 2009, 12:16 pm

Autism is caused by drinking lemon juice.

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01 Jul 2009, 5:46 pm

Autism is caused by the Universe's very existence.

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