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18 Sep 2012, 11:35 am

Is currently in the process of creating his own nation where he is president, secretary of foreign relations, and minister of security all in one simply referred to as Utopia.



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18 Sep 2012, 4:37 pm

Secretly wants to steal from babies



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19 Sep 2012, 10:04 am

Sneakily puts wheel-clamps on babies buggies when the mothers aren't looking. Charges a £100 release fee.


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19 Sep 2012, 2:22 pm

Takes a cut of the profit to fund a secret project that involves implanting laser-guided weapons on legless felines.



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19 Sep 2012, 2:27 pm

was born from ashes


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19 Sep 2012, 3:17 pm

Is the author of the best selling cookbook "How to burn everything."


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19 Sep 2012, 8:43 pm

Robs peaches of their fuzz in order to obtain replacement facial hair.


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20 Sep 2012, 11:03 am

observes lab rats walking through mazes as a means of how to deal with people in everyday situations..



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20 Sep 2012, 2:44 pm

Observes lab rats mating as a means of obtaining jollies.



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20 Sep 2012, 6:34 pm

Napalms rats as a substitute for dealing with people in everyday situations.


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20 Sep 2012, 9:13 pm

Napalms people as a substitute for dealing with rats in everyday situations.



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21 Sep 2012, 11:59 am

keeps people up on purpose..



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21 Sep 2012, 8:26 pm

Keeps up on people for a purpose.


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21 Sep 2012, 9:11 pm

Sews name labels into her socks and underwear.



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21 Sep 2012, 11:06 pm

Dresses up as santa to get the real feel of christmas



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22 Sep 2012, 3:30 am

Thinks that the true meaning of Christmas is aardvarks.


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