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emimeni
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01 Oct 2012, 12:44 am

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01 Oct 2012, 2:39 am

Dances on the beach for an hour, every night at sunset.


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01 Oct 2012, 6:30 am

Performs the Chicken Dance whenever he eats an egg.



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01 Oct 2012, 6:49 am

Once tried to hatch a hard-boiled egg.


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01 Oct 2012, 8:00 am

Draw faces on hard-boiled eggs, then gives them names and sews little clothes for them.



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01 Oct 2012, 1:16 pm

Brushes their teeth with a "teacup" Chihuahua by picking it up and wiping their teeth on its fur.



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02 Oct 2012, 5:00 pm

Eats massive salads made of tree and bush leaves, mixed with twigs, so as to be able to poop in camouflage colors to avoid detection on long reconnaissance missions.


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02 Oct 2012, 8:54 pm

MindWithoutWalls wrote:
Eats massive salads made of tree and bush leaves, mixed with twigs, so as to be able to poop in camouflage colors to avoid detection on long reconnaissance missions.


Damn it! I knew I should have added cranberries to that Cobb salad...

Sneaks into people's houses to take pictures of themself trying on other people's body armor.

I saw you lying in wait behind the bushes...
It appears I'm onto you too.



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03 Oct 2012, 11:21 am

Goes around putting firecrackers in his neighbors post boxes..



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03 Oct 2012, 12:52 pm

Spray paints links to autism forums on others' houses.



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04 Oct 2012, 3:13 am

Is pretending to be a guru, but sneaks out every night to party.


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04 Oct 2012, 4:57 am

Pretends to party, but sneaks home early every night to post on WP.



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04 Oct 2012, 10:56 am

dresses up like someone out of the film,"Mad Max"...



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04 Oct 2012, 11:10 am

Changes their avatar to reflect who/what they are attempting to become.



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04 Oct 2012, 11:15 am

seeks to create his own nation...



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04 Oct 2012, 11:45 am

Requested to be a slave in my new nation.