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TallyMan
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29 Jul 2010, 3:34 pm

You get a whole load of sh** dumped on you from a flying elephant.

*inserts a hosepipe to wash you down*


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29 Jul 2010, 4:12 pm

:elephant: :eew: (except no, not quite that emoticon ... it has its tongue out! and under the circumstances no!)

You receive a hosepipe to wash you out (aka enema)

*inserts the latest papal bull without commenting on the double meaning of "bull"*



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29 Jul 2010, 4:19 pm

You receive a decree from the pope absolving you of all sin provided you pay the church $10000.

*inserts some smoking incense*


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29 Jul 2010, 4:37 pm

You receive a dirty look from the coughing choirmaster.

*inserts two drops of Visine*



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29 Jul 2010, 5:16 pm

Your eyes fall out!

*inserts legal case against the manufacturer*


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29 Jul 2010, 7:13 pm

You receive a legal counter-suit claiming a whole bunch of gobbledy-gook that it will cost you $50k just to understand, much less counter.

*inserts a complete set of false teeth*



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29 Jul 2010, 8:41 pm

You have received a portrait of George Washington.

*inserts quarter*



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30 Jul 2010, 6:32 am

You receive a bowl of cherries.

*inserts a cherry pitter*



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31 Jul 2010, 1:15 am

You receive a chair of bowlies.

*inserts kewpie doll*


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31 Jul 2010, 11:37 am

You get Fone Bone. Ain't he cute?

(Inserts Sonic Unleashed disc)


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31 Jul 2010, 3:14 pm

You get a game controller of your choice.

*puts in quarter*



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31 Jul 2010, 3:33 pm

You have received a nintendo gaming system from the '80s.

*inserts quarter*



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31 Jul 2010, 10:45 pm

You have received a head of lettuce.

*puts in quarter*



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01 Aug 2010, 12:06 am

You get a hug!

*inserts lonely cactus*


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01 Aug 2010, 5:42 am

Ouch! :evil:

*inserts warning from the health and safety officer*


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02 Aug 2010, 8:43 am

You get a slap on the wrist.

*inserts a beagle*