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CyborgUprising
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06 Apr 2013, 9:50 am

Attempts to train these illegal turkeys to program and operate CNC lathes. Usually doesn't work out so well, at least for the turkeys.



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07 Apr 2013, 10:12 pm

Is the secretive supplier of mangled turkey body parts.


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08 Apr 2013, 8:44 am

Thinks that turkeys speak Turkish.



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08 Apr 2013, 9:49 am

speaks turkinesse


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08 Apr 2013, 6:37 pm

pulls that face when window peeking.



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09 Apr 2013, 8:34 am

Drehmaschine wrote:
pulls that face when window peeking.


is that bizzare?


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09 Apr 2013, 4:03 pm

well, it creeps out the ladies.



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10 Apr 2013, 8:06 am

danmac wrote:
Drehmaschine wrote:
pulls that face when window peeking.


is that bizzare?

everything is bizarre if you sidle up along side it and ask it where your stolen wasn't is


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10 Apr 2013, 2:05 pm

Likes to mess with people's heads by making comments that make no sense.



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11 Apr 2013, 6:25 am

Thord id sidle up to you folks and check out house your treating your fillies!
Havent had any com plants from them there desirables,
so Ise checking youse all off from mah shoot to kill polisee!


doesn't mean i aint gonna wound ya if nessessary, but


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12 Apr 2013, 6:40 am

Was raised by a family of hairy-nosed wombats and still prefers sleeping in a burrow.



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12 Apr 2013, 7:10 am

you guessed I am a silly nosed Bettong?


... i am going hide in the burrow that only a Tenuibranchiurus glypticus can make !

hmm, may have raised some awareness about endangered species!

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I'm sharing the blame with YOUI

Jenny is where she is


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12 Apr 2013, 7:56 am

(Ah, so you're a crabby old yabby, are you? And yes, I'm right here! :wink: )

Swims around the local billabong with his bunyip friends.



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12 Apr 2013, 2:39 pm

Is the lifeguard at the Philosophical Beach.



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15 Apr 2013, 6:03 pm

Drowned in the whirlwind of confusion.



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18 Apr 2013, 7:41 am

Choked on the biscuit of wisdom.