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Wears combat boots on peeping expeditions in case there is a cactus garden outside the window.


Sylkat

Sylkat's mother is the world supplier of all peeping expedition battalion combat boots, and also all those for car prowlers and jaywalkers.

Puts on his full military combat gear (including weapons) when fetching the morning paper.

Is a proud member of the Eldritch Arkham Fusilliers.

Wears the battle regalia even in the bath.

Weapons include a yo-yo, a slingshot, a boomerang, and an out-of-tune harmonica, to deafen the enemy.


Sylkay

Is sometimes known as Sylkay on a Sunday, and Slykat on a Thursday.

Is causing everyone in the neighborhood to buy windowshades..


Sylkat

Doesn't want to admit that everyone in the neighbourhood wants to buy binoculars instead.

Probably uses binoculars for long-distance peeping.

Sylkat

Makes long distance prank phone calls to people who are asleep.

Sends text messages to mall Santa Clauses, in Sanskrit.

Hosts Google Hangouts for chimps.

Tried to get a chimp to fly a blimp.

Pimps up gimp blimp rides for chimps.

The pimped up chimps' gimp blimp got snagged on your avatar's tree branches.

The chimps climbed out of the blimp, into your tree, and are now screeching that they want some bananas posthaste.


Sylkat

Uses a toothbrush which has bristles made from chimp hair.

Doesn't bother with toothbrushes, just uses Bon Ami and a Dremel with a polishing tip.


Sylkat