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Is just trying to tell us what she had for breakfast.

Peeps at people trying to enjoy their breakfasts of sardines and dingoes kidneys.

Sylkat

Taught her dingo all she knew about ding-dong ditching.

Used to own a Ding Dong factory, but it was closed when the inspectors found river mud in the frosting containers.....a cost-cutting measure, I understand.


Sylkat

Had to close her lemonade stand since initial tests revealed that 90% of its contents were cat hair. Apparently it was used as a cheap alternative to lemon juice.

So what?

My customers enjoyed it, I was making lots of money, and the Health Department needs to go bother someone else!

I-Wanna-Blue, however, employed trolls as janitors in his previous bakery, and they shed flaky skin all over the Ding Dongs.


Which 'Blue' charged extra for, claiming that they were 'Decorated'.


Sylakt

Is actually a super villain, with an eye patch, living in an underground bunker, stoking a cat that sheds too much, and laughs in a deep ominous tone since she intends to steal all the worlds fresh water to open up a water park, that only she can use.

You are banned for disclosing my plans.

Your punishment will be to watch Honey Boo Boo's Mama June at a water park, going down a water slide, and showing off her infected foot.

Videos of this lovely Southern extravaganza are available on YouTube.

Enjoy.


Sylkat

Likes to watch videos of wet, fat people with infected feet.

Is secretly planning to replace the current avatar with a color picture of Mama June, wet, splashing down the slide.


Sylkat

Loves to see intruders who use her slides, ending up in the pool below, filled with deadly sharks.

Envies sharks, for their constant supply of protein.


Sylkat

Envies law schools for their constant supply of sharks.

Envies the CIA who are allowed to watch anyone, at any time, by any means.


Sylkat

Fears the CIA for their ability to catch rats and other rodents of notoriety.

Uses the CIA, once a year, to exterminate pests from his basement and garden.